can diq be 2 bomb?

perchu:

i love tumble mobile because my dash does not load. its not ther its just not ther its just me and my thoughts . really cool and iam alone

chloekarmalynch:

chloekarmalynch:

what CIS stands for:

Clopping

something went wrong while writing this but im just gonna leave it like that

misterandry:

i think honestly what amazes me most about all the thin women whining about nicki minaj is that she didn’t even really insult you????? she didn’t call you unattractive or unworthy or ugly she just said “fuck you, i want some fat women out here”

like how whiny and self obsessed are u

I’m not saying that what you do isn’t important. Avery and I appreciate you and Liddy just adores you, but let’s just say you’re at the market buying potatoes, and that ten pound bag of potatoes costs… four hundred dollars. But then the… grocery concierge tells you that a five pound bag of potatoes costs four hundred dollars, well that would be shocking, right? Because a five pound bag should only cost two hundred dollars.
Jack Donaghy negotiating with his nanny
starbucksgod:

OMG